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No, No, Not Your Baby

No, No, Not Your Baby

January 10, 2024 Thome Dempsey

“Your Baby is Ugly” is an unbelievably strange business phrase that essentially means, “Your tool or application that you are so proud of is pretty bad.” It’s a strange one. What makes it even stranger is that it’s really only used in the context of someone proudly showcasing their ability to make the hard choices, as in, “I’m not afraid to call our baby ugly.”

Learning: Can we all agree that Babies should be off-limits to business jargon? Especially if bathwater is involved or it involves a baby’s qualitative features. Some business jargon is better than others but try (please) to avoid this one.

References and Resources

Calling Their Baby “Ugly” by Operational Excellence Society; Type: Article


Does this resonate with you? Have you ever heard someone actually use this phrase? If so, we’d love to hear from you.


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2 thoughts on “No, No, Not Your Baby”

  1. allnightgrocery says:
    January 10, 2024 at 3:32 pm

    What would you suggest as an alternative?

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    1. mattfurlong says:
      January 10, 2024 at 3:37 pm

      Hi Andrew. I can think of a few alternatives that are more direct but respectful, but what are your thoughts on the phrase “Your Baby is Ugly”?

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